At thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore (Ps. 16: 11)
“Who hath woe? who hath sorrow? Who hath contentions? who hath babbling? Who hath wounds without cause? Who hath redness of eyes? They that tarry long at the wine; They that go to seek mixed wine. Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth his colour in the cup, when it moveth itself aright. At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder. Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things. Yea, thou shalt be as he that lieth down in the midst of the sea, or as he that lieth upon the top of a mast. They have stricken me, shalt thou say, and I was not sick; They have beaten me, and I felt it not: When shall I awake? I will seek it yet again” (Proverbs 23:29–35).
Unusually for the book of Proverbs, we have an extended bit of wisdom here. Most of the time in Proverbs, the pith is summarized in one verse, or occasionally in two. Here we have extended teaching over the course of seven verses, all of which are on the folly of drinking too much.
Who has trouble, sadness, unnecessary quarrels, complaints, random wounds, and red eyes? The answer is those who linger over wine, those who hunt down mixed wine (vv. 29-30). These are people who are fooled by how good it looks before they take a sip (v. 31) . . . later on in the evening, it bites like a snake (v. 32). Your eyes and heart go all weird on you (v. 33), and your sleep will be like trying to doze on the top of a mast in heavy weather (v. 34). As you toss and turn up there, and are tossed and turned as well, your murmured dream refrain is that you got beat up, but did not feel it (v. 35). When you wake up, it is time to go do it all again (v. 35).
When I was in the Navy, I remember a bleary machinist’s mate come into the crew’s mess one morning, and I cheerily asked if he had a “good time” last night. He said, “I must have. I don’t have any money.”
Reformed Christians are not of the teetotaling brand of Christian, and this is all to the good. God gave wine to gladden the heart of man (Ps. 104:15). We may take that as a given. But we must not let the excesses of the abstainers make us blind to the many cautions against drink that are in the Bible. Drunkards, after all, will not inherit the kingdom of God (1 Cor. 6:10). Deacons may not be given to “much wine” (1 Tim. 3:8). In the same way, older women must not be given to much wine either (Titus 2:3). Remember there would have been a great temptation for people to self-medicate as they aged . . . that was a world without Tylenol. All Christians are told not to be drunk with wine, but rather to be filled with the Spirit (Eph. 5:18).
We have the liberty to drink, that is quite true. But I have unfortunately known of more than a few Christians who have exercised this liberty in a way that presents one of the few good arguments that the teetotalers have. And Scripture even indicates that it is an argument that might have something to it. “Let not then your good be evil spoken of” (Romans 14:16).